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CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.


TAGS: clint eastwood chuck norris badass
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Dagger323

manos - February 4, 2014, 6:42 am
how effin true! if you hadnt made this poster i would. eastwood is a leage of his own
Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:09 pm
Arrrr, I love Clint Eastwood. Thanks for this. :)
Dagger323 - October 21, 2011, 12:26 am
Thank you x 6 XD
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:46 pm
And Clint checks his lawn for "Damn Kids"
Dagger323 - September 24, 2011, 5:51 am
Glad you enjoyed it :D
ladystarscream - September 24, 2011, 2:38 am
i like this one!!!
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:47 am
Nice x 5.


CATWOMAN - Of all the female superstars she's always been my favorite!


TAGS: culos comics character favorite catwomen
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by culos

SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:24 pm
Gah! My outie has turned into an innie!
corbett06 - January 28, 2011, 6:39 pm
cannot unsee this...
valkor - January 27, 2011, 7:24 am
AHHH my eyes !! quick get the tequila I need to remove some brain cells, Fast.
culos - January 27, 2011, 7:01 am
"Cat-flap" comes to mind
Greeny - January 27, 2011, 6:35 am
If it's too low for an underboob, it would be a wut?
tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 6:07 pm
You go boy!


TWO ANGRY CAMELS IN A TINY CAR -


TAGS: two angry camels in a tiny car your argument is invalid
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Hjernespreng

forseti - April 3, 2010, 6:35 pm
TTH, we all only don't get it... It's funny as hell! - 5 Liars to myself
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:33 pm
it's over rated at 2L
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2010, 6:31 pm
What do you expect from a guy who made this poster BoneCD?


FAT PEOPLE - Never get between them and their food if you know what's good for you.




TRAITS OF A WOMAN -


TAGS: two choices only
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

Jalozyin - July 14, 2011, 6:03 pm
Some of them aren't even one of the above...
ambslashrat - July 9, 2011, 8:05 am
maybe 20 years ago. kids today are one of three, not more.


HOLIDAY WORKOUT -


TAGS: one two three
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - December 18, 2012, 7:55 pm
Thank you Uggy
ughomer - December 18, 2012, 11:43 am
Hit the nail on this one, GaryO. 5L


SO LIKE WHICH IS CLOSER -


TAGS: two blondes
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - July 10, 2014, 1:56 pm
I had an argument with my friend. She said that France was right next to Egypt. I thought she was the dumbest girls in the world. Than I found out that's what her professor told her.
firedog911 - January 14, 2011, 7:22 am
That is fantastic! 5L's......
pzykosiz - January 13, 2011, 8:51 pm
classic. 5L's
Reality Lord - January 13, 2011, 6:39 pm

i'm still chuckling.
hootizz - January 13, 2011, 3:45 pm
Love It..!! and MilDoc, man you should have made your comment a follow on poster...
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 12:27 pm
I see you had the same geography teacher as I did.
MilDoc - January 13, 2011, 11:15 am
And, like, the capital of Illinois is, like, "I" right?
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:14 am
Hey, I never thought of it that way before...my geography teacher for full of crap.


REMEMBER - There Are Two Sides to Every Story


TAGS: there are two sides to every story
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by mikieelmo

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 5:37 pm
Coming to the aid of an ally makes one an evil empire. Really?
realogic - December 28, 2012, 1:28 pm
This is late, but sorry America was an evil empire at that time. Remember Agent Orange? Remember carpet bombing? Do you remember invading someones country because their political ideals were different? This is not a reminder of humanity.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 1:15 pm
speaking words of wisdom.... let it be.... *sing* ;)
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:49 pm
I had mixed feelings about this also, but it does give a quiet reminder that even our most hated enemies have loved ones too. Something that is really easy to forget. 5 Letters from Iwo Jima, doesn't make us an evil empire, just reminding us of humanity.
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:46 pm
Admiral Ozzel got choked out in Episode 5, The empire strikes back. Go Piett Go!
Airman - April 7, 2010, 10:43 am
Admiral Ozzel was as clumsy as he was stupid.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:58 pm
Tsk tsk... not that one.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 10:50 pm
Was he the one in charge of the ewok planet? That's gotta burn. Over thrown by ewoks.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:42 pm
Ozzel? Anyone. Screw you guys.... hewm.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:39 pm

Thank you for the clarification.
mikieelmo - April 6, 2010, 10:37 pm
i took it to mean ,there are to sides to ever story .one countries freedom fighter is another countries terrorist . I have nothing but respect for all solders who have fought for the united states . A solder does what his country asks
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:00 pm
I'll bet that Admiral Ozzel isn't anywhere on that wall.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:43 pm
And the countless droids all had souls too, right?
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:42 pm
But they were the closest people to him. I'm sure generic stormtrooper #3334 was as important to him as #2465
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:38 pm
Weird. I didn't take it as a judgment on Vietnam or vets. I just don't see Vader, who killed billions in the stories getting weepy over minions. Hello? Darkside calling.
ICEMAN - April 6, 2010, 9:26 pm
I agree with piedude. The immediate implication is that our Vets were evil. 2L
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:23 pm
I just took it as parody >.>
DreMagnum - April 6, 2010, 9:16 pm
I like it actually. Its not saying that America was the evil empire, its just saying everyone thought the rebels were the good guys and the empire bad. Pretty sure I'm taking this way to philosophical, but maybe its just saying, they loved their loss too
rerun - April 6, 2010, 9:05 pm

I don't think I could have said that better Pie. I will wait for Mikiee....to explain the meaning...then I may vote on it
pieman - April 6, 2010, 9:03 pm
I agree rerun. It says that the U.S. was the evil empire in Vietnam to me. Very disrespectful to the vets.
Claire - April 6, 2010, 9:01 pm
I lol'd then I felt guilty. =/ That doesn't happen often. 4 for balls.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 8:54 pm

I don't know about this one....seems kind if disrespectful to the Vietnam Vets. I decline to vote
forseti - April 6, 2010, 8:44 pm
that's so true! like it very much!


BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


DATA -


TAGS: two wedding rings
Rating: 4.44/5

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Cyberhagen - November 21, 2011, 2:41 pm
You gotta allow for Mormons ;)
Greeny - November 18, 2011, 8:59 pm
not if there were 4,153,237 spouses


DOGGY STYLE -


TAGS: catwoman batman scars back
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 4:51 pm

oh hell yeah.
rerun - June 4, 2011, 11:14 am

personal experience?


TWO CHOICES -


TAGS: two choices when chuck calls
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by LeightonESmith

maoworks2 - December 16, 2011, 6:20 pm
Chuck Norris Who !
Sho - December 14, 2011, 10:17 pm
LMFAO


STONECOLD STARE - Did the temperature just drop several degrees?


TAGS: clint eastwood
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Brawler

nicholsjoshua15 - April 12, 2014, 8:45 pm
Clint was a weakling, Steve McQueen was the king of everything!
Feasibly - June 4, 2011, 7:03 pm
Hail to the king of bad a55ery!
Brawler - June 4, 2011, 6:39 pm
That's for sure:)
DarthKauloz - June 4, 2011, 6:37 pm
Awesome! Good ol'Clint! Not many can do the stare-down like him!


CLINT EASTWOOD - is pro-get off my lawn.


TAGS: clint eastwood gran torino
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by 321LetsJam

jackandsally - December 23, 2011, 8:22 am
ROTFLMAO


NUMBER TWO BLUES -




FACEBOOK - when it's going too far




2 Girls No Cup -




HOORAY! HOORAY! FIRST OF MAY! - OUTDOOR SCREWING STARTS TODAY!


TAGS: two weeks following tax day
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Arvantillian - April 16, 2012, 9:59 am
J. Coulton for the win!


THE PINKY - was sad to know that his nickname 'stinky pinky' would never go away.




TEQUILA - 1 Tequila, 2 tequilas, 3 tequiklas, 4 teuiqlas, 5 teuiqlsd, 6 teiqulkss, 7 eteiqlas, 8 treqiklas, 9 trwqiukas, 10 trewqiñlaskkasdlad.


TAGS: one tequila two tequila
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - March 19, 2012, 8:26 am
Thanks
jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 5:19 pm
nice one


TOOLS -


TAGS: two tools tape lube pzy
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

CaptJosh - February 3, 2011, 4:34 am
WD40 is a solvent. It dissolves rust, etc., to free hinges, etc. Then you have to wait for it to dry or wipe it off and apply a proper lubricant. Unless you use it for bike brake pads or other odd uses. And wow I'm pedantic late at night... *blink blink*
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:08 pm
Stops squeaks and leaks. 5 possums.


PHILO BEDDOE - He Kicked Tank Murdock's Ass, I'm Pretty Sure He Can Kick Yours.




MORAL STARE -


TAGS: life time human nature control mind power clint eastwood 1930
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by giulio

StephanieTash - October 14, 2010, 7:04 am
ha ha!! research paper help
Reason - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm
clint eastwood. This is the face of death


G R A V I T Y - Nobody thinks about it, until you have to land... ...by then,it's too late to save your stupid ass.




BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers


TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Chef

GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.


COURAGE - "You can't always foresee all the consequences of your actions; but that's no excuse to do nothing."


TAGS: world war two soilder courage
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

5150monkeylove - November 18, 2010, 12:31 am
been rumors of snow here, but every year they scream about it. Once they stop, then it snows.
crankyhead - November 18, 2010, 12:28 am
snow started flying this morning, so I'm staring old man winter right in the face and trying my best to wink.
5150monkeylove - November 18, 2010, 12:26 am
Pretty good... super busy due to the kid being home. How are you?
crankyhead - November 18, 2010, 12:24 am
hey 5150, how you doin?
5150monkeylove - November 18, 2010, 12:22 am
I really liked this one. 5l and hey guys!
crankyhead - November 18, 2010, 12:17 am
i think it's his, which is rather impressive.
Reality Lord - November 17, 2010, 11:43 pm

who is the quote from?


ADDICTION -




CLINT AND HIS INVISIBLE FRIEND -


TAGS: clint eastwood
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:31 pm
Not senile. But pro-choice, for gun control, pro-environment, pro-evolution, anti-Guantonamo, pro auto bailouts ... so to recap, NOT senile, just lost ... and possibly a week early. P.s.: hilarious poster that is not disrespectful of the Clintster.
Airman - September 5, 2012, 12:54 pm
this was NEVER meant as any put down of clint.. I laughed while he did it. some of the internet stuff on it has been funny though.. but Clint rules
Reality Lord - September 1, 2012, 7:19 pm

NOPE...keep your political views over at the latrine we set up for it. this is about a great man having some fun and being ridiculed by BOTH parties. mooooo is right...they should be ashamed.
Ferrarello - September 1, 2012, 5:48 pm
What's "odd" about an old Legend making the President look like a fool and the invisible suit that he is ?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 1, 2012, 4:53 pm
*speech.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 1, 2012, 4:53 pm
I agree, Clint seemed perfectly normal to me, I thought he was funny. I have no problem with this poster, but the people calling him senile to discredit his speach politically should be ashamed of themselves.
maoworks2 - September 1, 2012, 3:32 pm
Chuck Norris Who ?
Reality Lord - September 1, 2012, 12:41 pm

not odd...not "off". what bugs me is they are now trying to make a fool of the man. this is eastwood FFS. the only guy alive that chuck norris is afraid of. VOTE CLINT!!!
Reality Lord - September 1, 2012, 12:40 pm

nope..i didn't find eastwoods speech off. the man spoke with humor, integrity, and passion...something romney totally lacks. i'd vote for clint tomorrow...no shit.
EmilioDumphque - August 31, 2012, 6:55 pm
Laffin' 'til I'm wippin' away tears! He should have reminded them not to cut-up nor harm no whores too!


DARK KNIGHT - isn't the only thing that's rising.


TAGS: anne hathaway catwoman batman rises
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by project28

project28 - July 31, 2012, 2:16 pm
Yay...I think?
GaryO - July 31, 2012, 9:46 am
This is the funniest, weirdest, most demotivating string of remarks I’ve ever seen. In celebration, I’m giving a 1L in support of project28, of which I believe to be a case number from 3rd ward, Bellevue. I so love obscure thought patterns….
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 9:38 am
You're doing a great job...every time we talk I think about cutting myself.
steve1961 - July 31, 2012, 3:27 am
LOL No problem. It's not my job to spread enlightenment-only darkness and despair.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 2:06 am
I've never heard someone complain about an approval before. And Steve just made a really good point. Two firsts in one day.......Just kidding Steve.
steve1961 - July 31, 2012, 12:26 am
If it'll make you feel better, I'll 1L it. That's why we have a choice of 1 to 5L. We determine what is ultimately good or bad on Motifake not the mods. That's not their job. They just present what they think will produce the most response...good or bad.
project28 - July 30, 2012, 4:20 pm
Do what you want, you're the mods.
rerun - July 30, 2012, 4:04 pm

The mods are looking at all future submissions and wondering if you want them approved or rejected. Maybe we should reject just to be on the safe side
project28 - July 30, 2012, 3:19 pm
To see if it would get approved...also I was bored, had just seen the film and in some way wanted to do something remotely related to it. And seeing as I'm no longer legally allowed to dress up as batman and beat up thugs in the street, this had to do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2012, 1:34 pm
If you didn't want it approved, why did you submit it?
project28 - July 30, 2012, 10:00 am
This one got approved? There's no point to it...and it's not even funny. What are the mods doing?


HOW TO WASH A CUP -


TAGS: wash cup two three fingers
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - November 25, 2011, 2:57 pm
lol... i wonder how you wash a pot.


TWO FACED -




LIGHTNING - “They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.” Clint Eastwood




LONELINESS -


TAGS: driftwood
Rating: 4.65/5

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BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:13 pm
Bang! 5 poodles Seanski!
Faceplant31 - May 17, 2010, 12:30 pm
Beautiful!


LISTEN CAREFULLY -


TAGS: one two cheat life lie
Rating: 4.56/5

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mariand - November 7, 2011, 8:53 am
lol... 5o cruel from ya


CHARADES -


TAGS: two words sounds like seggagive
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:20 am
How about, "Hawk! Punch!" Wait, that's spelled H-A-R-K. Thought I had something.
tatespa - September 27, 2012, 10:48 am
Comeon boys, I know I'm REAL latem but it's Falcon PUNCH!!!!
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:50 pm

It kinda has become a tradition.
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 7:43 pm
Yes. You're sleeping through them again, aren't you?
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:38 pm

Is it the holidays yet?
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 7:37 pm
@ rerun... Are you sure you didn't mean Manischewitz & some goose liver?
spacedog - November 2, 2010, 7:36 pm
Cocktails is only one word. Hm. Taxidermy Treat?
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:35 pm
Duck Soup? You quack me up Aggy!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:33 pm
....l'orange
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:29 pm

it is getting close to dinner, maybe this is actually roast chicken in a burgendy wine marinade...
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:27 pm
Boy, do I feel stupid with my guess. How humiliating.
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:25 pm
Hawk Hooch?
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:24 pm

bird soup, so obvious in its simplicity
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:19 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - November 2, 2010, 7:18 pm
Peregrine Punch?
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 6:50 pm
Falcon Aide....OH YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:47 pm
I thought we told you to not lick the windows on the bus ride home from school anymore!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:45 pm
My hair tastes like blue! Bat Man touched me!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:45 pm
Sure fat head, keep telling yourself that.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:43 pm
They protect me from the flying balloons and meaner kids who tease me.
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:36 pm
Great airman, like aggy needs any bigger of a head... Mr. M is spending a fortune on custom sized baseball caps for him.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:19 pm
I'm sharp like that.
Airman - November 2, 2010, 6:15 pm
boy, nothing gets by you
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:10 pm
Is it Falcon Aide?


RUSSIAN LIVING -




PUZZLING QUESTION - ARE TWO BIRDS IN THE HAND WORTH FOUR IN THE BUSH ?


TAGS: two birds in the hand
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

Sean - September 16, 2011, 3:24 pm
Those guys are adorable. I'm gonna say 6 ... if they're ugly.
Jerk - September 16, 2011, 11:57 am
It depends on who's Bush


EPIC ASS - now available in a twin pack


TAGS: two girls epic ass
Rating: 3.3/5

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thegreenranger - January 22, 2010, 10:10 am
sorry dave but we just cant keep them on the shelves. i'll get back to you when the new shipment comes in
David A - January 22, 2010, 8:12 am
Put me down for (2) pair.


TWO GUYS ONE BIKE - Nuff said


TAGS: two guys ones bike motorcycle
Rating: 1.37/5

More motifakes by Mat

NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:23 pm
No.1: "Let's do a wheelie!..." No.2: "Huh...!?"
Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:12 pm
Really. A matter of handhold vs. necessity. I think they are o.k. etiquette acceptable.
Drifter - September 26, 2011, 1:33 am
Now look carefully, guys; there's a backpack between them. Rule is moot.
TonyCliffton - January 24, 2010, 1:24 am
'Tis gay.
ICEMAN - January 24, 2010, 1:02 am
Stoo pud
Derek - January 23, 2010, 8:55 pm
A code of behaviour as comfortable as a straightjacket


THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: two sides to every restraining order
Rating: 4.63/5

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boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:04 am
That shirt has hit the "restraining order".
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 1:43 am
I am coming out of the Turkey coma... anybody else alive?
5150monkeylove - November 25, 2010, 12:42 am
Autumn helped me tweak the second line. She has talent, but refuses to try to make her own.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 11:29 pm

fantactic.


BATMAN AND CATWOMAN - Two People You Don't Wanna Challenge In Parkour.




OH SHIT - We're screwed now...




FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: facebook twitter social network online
Rating: 4.71/5

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forseti - May 11, 2011, 5:18 pm
Very trend(l)y, thank you!
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:50 am
"Trends." You're welcome. 5.


GET OFF MY LAWN -




I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO -




TAKE IT FROM THIS GUY - Life is full of challenges. Being happy shouldn't be one of them.




PUNK ROCK - Bitch Please


TAGS: two for one haha
Rating: 3.23/5

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thatonechick - May 21, 2010, 10:07 am
I got the humor. Perhaps it would have been more clear if the title had been a question. Punk Rock? bitch, please...
Dirtball - May 21, 2010, 10:04 am
She sings pop music but trys to act like a punk rocker
TheTrashHeap - May 21, 2010, 1:03 am
Try harder for christ sake. This isnt a motifake by any definition.
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 12:46 am
What part of this is punk???
pzykosiz - May 20, 2010, 11:26 pm
I would give double 5L's but i can't


HOLY VIAGRA, BATMAN!! - I'd have to stop wearing tights...or get a bigger utility belt...




TO DO LIST -


TAGS: if number two doesn t get done scratch number one for this week
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

crankyhead - December 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
if thi5 po5ter wa5 food i'd a5k for 5econd5.
Sean - February 22, 2010, 6:33 pm
Beautiful.
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 9:39 am
Most Excellent, 5 Survivors


THE BOY WONDER - Don't worry Batman. By the time I'm finish with him, all those gay rumors about you two will be history!




CONSCIENCE - They have a hot iron inside the store if you can make it in there.




THOR -


TAGS: pull and two and three and four and pull and two and three and four
Rating: 2.94/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 7:27 am
Heh, Lawnmower aerobics. 5 tired and pissed off lions


HANG ON HANDSOME -


TAGS: three two one orallfive switch
Rating: 4.76/5

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mariand - October 20, 2011, 7:07 pm
uh...oh...LOL


My Posse -


TAGS: catwoman
Rating: 4.67/5

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BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 10:09 pm
The pun here would play well on MAD too, methinks
Bolverk3778 - September 22, 2013, 7:21 pm
But not as tight as your 'catsuit'!!


CLARIFICATION -




MY TWO MOMS - Can beat up your fourteen wives


TAGS: my two moms beat up
Rating: 4.22/5

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DavidEMartin - August 8, 2011, 4:52 pm
I LIKE it !
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 10:43 pm

oh ouch


...STOLE MY BIKE? - I guess its the "Catpod" now.




TWO TREES - She beat them


TAGS: two trees retard
Rating: 2.61/5

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JAY - August 13, 2008, 8:19 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO !!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 4, 2008, 7:37 am
Witless!


GRAPHIC WARNING LABELS - nothing but more government scare tactics




MY FAVORITE SHORTCUT -


TAGS: one two three push
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Bull

dudeishehot - June 20, 2012, 2:35 pm
oh $hit, there's a stuck H2
SteveFurlong - June 18, 2012, 11:14 pm
This picture is just begging for the caption "Bend over, I'll drive."
AcidRain - June 18, 2012, 5:58 pm
And always push against the plastic parts.
jedimonk - June 18, 2012, 9:47 am
H2's are rarely driven off road by people who know how to drive off road... Have fun digging that out!!! lulz
Zetmonk - June 18, 2012, 6:50 am
Good, sturdy shoes. Perfect for the outdoors really.


TWO TRIPS! - Two trips, I said! Did you listen to me,Oh No... "I can make it one!" DUMBASS!


TAGS: two trips
Rating: 3.73/5

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Hasbunmb - February 11, 2010, 12:52 pm
Teehee...


YEE-HAW!!! - Giddyup, little wiener-doggie! Hah! Time to round up all the tiny livestock! Ride 'em, crabboy!




TWO SHEDS - Because two sheds are better than one.


TAGS: two sheds
Rating: 1.86/5

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Charles - September 14, 2008, 11:19 pm
@ pro - that's the first thing I thought of too lol. I thought about selling it, this whole thing has gotten bloody ridiculous.
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 1:58 pm
I don't get it.
Drew - August 29, 2008, 1:55 pm
It started off as a reference to the Python skit, but this is kind of a sucker punch on that theme that just popped into my head. I just figured I'd get all sorts of flames if it referenced the skit and nobody knew about it.
Agamemnon218 - August 29, 2008, 1:41 pm
Agamemnon's college roommate loses his Motifake virginity! He's working on a couple jailbait pics next, no doubt...
pro - August 29, 2008, 1:36 pm
What? You mean this doesn't refer to the classic Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson-skit? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLjS3gzHetA
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 29, 2008, 1:12 pm
I kinda like it. Keep posting!
Drew - August 29, 2008, 12:59 pm
Be kind--it's my first one!


MAE WEST SAID -




DECIDOPHOBIA -


TAGS: yes i actually do have this fear its not just another twoface reference pzy
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:30 pm
Spoken like a true wing man!
crankyhead - October 12, 2010, 9:14 pm
try to make due with what's left... wakka wakka wakka =)


BIG GULPS -




GOOD QUESTIONS -


TAGS: questions eastwood gran motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.61/5

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GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 5:00 pm
Not Really....But there are a couple of women I can say that about....$40 for a penicillan shot? ridiculous
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 4:21 pm
Alright.....I'm too drunk to p[ost.........hoorah?........roll me on my side.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 4:19 pm
Lake Huron rolls, Superior sings in the rooms of her Ice water mansion, Michigan steams like A Young mans dreams...The islands and bays are for sportsmen....farther below! Lake Ontario, takes in what Lake Erie can send 'her.
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 4:09 pm
Take it easy, Canada! Catcha later.
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 4:08 pm
I gota go drop off my Thermodynamics lab. see ya guys later
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 4:06 pm
or, just use " Enter" ofr a C, huh Canada?
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 4:04 pm
DAMIT!
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 4:04 pm
ONE BADA$S MOTHERFU
Zed - November 26, 2009, 4:03 pm
Or maybe not. [email protected], back to the drawing board.
Zed - November 26, 2009, 4:02 pm
Canada, use a dollar-sign for the first letter-s "BADA$S". Substitute a < for the c in "MOTHERFU
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 3:57 pm
ONE BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER! 5L


CATWOMAN REMIXED -




FRIEND REQUESTS - Sometimes they don't get accepted.




BROKEN RESOLUTIONS -


TAGS: new years calendar donut two
Rating: 4.88/5

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EWillG - January 7, 2012, 9:52 am
You know you're Married if you knew that was a Dodge Ram SRT10..... FML
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:40 pm
Donuts?? What donuts!!
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 12:20 pm
Wait... there are donuts in that picture? ... Oh yeah, I see them now! 5 Donuts!


GET OFF MY LAWN -


TAGS: shark eastwood gran torino
Rating: 4.53/5

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Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 12:33 pm

great movie and great line.


TWO YEARS AGO - Michael Jackson has been dead for two years now and looking better than ever


TAGS: two years ago michael jackson
Rating: 4.43/5

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Coombsy007 - September 27, 2011, 8:44 am
Nice to see that death didnt make him any more whiter or gaunt.


B.O.O.B.S - TWO OUT OF THREE MEN CAN'T KEEP THEIR EYES OFF OF THEM


TAGS: men twooutofthree
Rating: 4.36/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:41 pm
Don't worry, as I said, constructive criticism, you'll get the hang of it, once you find how far you can push the 'Dark humour' before getting rejections. Fly your own flag, don't follow in the others that just want to fly any flag.
robotdylan - April 12, 2012, 3:26 pm
Oh I know what you mean lol that is one of the "SHAME" moments that will hunt me down through this adventure :/
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 10:29 am
Now to be honest, I didn't vote on this and I would not even have considered a comment either. Reason being, this is something I expect to see more on the ass end of the internet (ask around in the forum what I mean by that)


NETWORKING -


TAGS: networking sister friends
Rating: 3.93/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 7:33 pm
For the record, I was referring to Rerun's last post when saying "Nope, but hey, I know a nice lil' recipe from the sunny shores of South Africa... Black strong coffee + Brandy"
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 7:30 pm
Nope, but hey, I know a nice lil' recipe from the sunny shores of South Africa... Black strong coffee + Brandy... 5poodles
rerun - May 13, 2009, 7:27 pm

one more beer stop on the way...I heard they don't serve cold beverages where we are going
BoneCD - May 13, 2009, 7:45 am
Don't worry ReRun...I'm drive'n
rerun - May 13, 2009, 6:46 am

save me a seat on the bus.
MustyK - May 13, 2009, 5:58 am
You &amp; Me both LogicDude, I'll save you a good seat !!
LogicDude - April 15, 2009, 2:52 pm
I laughed WAY too hard at that...looks like it's straight to hell for me!
TigerKid - March 1, 2009, 12:27 am
HA...I've never seen a stick figure take it's underwear off


IF YOU CAN'T BE YOURSELF... - Please try to only be one complete phony at a time.


TAGS: trust me folks im a a genius and i have 4 degrees i designed the sears tower i make two grand an hour and im an 8 foot tall hermaphrodite
Rating: 3.87/5

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LogicDude - March 19, 2010, 7:56 am
You forgot to list "Blacksmith" LOL!
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 11:21 pm
Brilliant.
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:09 pm
This is soooo relevant. 5


TWO UTES - The two whaaaaat?




GOLF PORN -


TAGS: ohhhhhh yeahhhhhhh and take two mulligans outta petty cash
Rating: 3.48/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:08 pm
I am a golfer...and truly LMAO when I saw this!
Sean - October 16, 2009, 4:51 pm
Thanks for the info, Bone. Glad you like this one. One of my only golf posters that was not intended as a shot at "gophers." (Caddyshack -- one of the best movies ever.)
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:49 pm
some timmy just popped through and hit everyone with 1s Sean...5 Poodles from me! But where is the Beer Girl at?
Sean - October 16, 2009, 4:46 pm
Wow ... 1 out of 5 on the first vote cast. It can only go up from here. Hurrayyyy.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 4:45 pm
To some a yous golf weidos, mayhaps!
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 3:51 pm
Is that a "Love Glove"?


REAL MEN -


TAGS: men eastwood
Rating: 3.42/5

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ICEMAN - January 23, 2011, 6:49 pm
That's just not right.
RushReference - June 5, 2009, 2:23 pm
You know what? That does it! Photoshop is officially secured! Everybody turn in your graphic pen tablets!!!
Christopher - March 11, 2009, 8:18 am
I never wanted to be a gun-sling'er, anyway. I wanted to be...... a lumberjack!
Scorpio7 - January 28, 2009, 9:31 pm
This is awesome! I never in a million years would ever have guessed that about Jack Elam.


CATWOMAN & POWER GIRL - FOUR good reasons for a team-up!




4 WHEEL DRIVE - Russian style




CATCH 22 -


TAGS: pzy catch twenty two demotivated
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - August 11, 2012, 8:23 am

the alcohol really helps.


IT'S TIME TO GO -




WELL HELLO, HANDSOME! -


TAGS: two three handsome humor
Rating: 4.77/5

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spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:32 pm
she looks like she want's to give someone a handsome-thing
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 8:09 pm

Yeah, Mar~~Looks like multiple choice to me!~~
mariand - April 3, 2012, 4:43 pm
hey, is this a test?...hahaha


WOMAN FANTASY -


TAGS: two men cook clean mariand
Rating: 4.67/5

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carebear - March 1, 2012, 2:42 pm
(carebear BANNED)
CloudchaserS - February 29, 2012, 10:18 pm
If a man does some of the chores for his woman, she won't be as tired and therefore more likely to be in the mood, if you know what I mean
mariand - February 29, 2012, 4:46 pm
OK... a joke says, that women's fantasy is, to have two men at once... One cleaning...One cooking.


TWINS -


TAGS: two is better than one
Rating: 4.65/5

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forseti - June 11, 2010, 7:55 am
you don't really miss it, do you?!?
hootizz - June 6, 2010, 8:34 pm
Mmmmmm...., 2 girls..., but wheres the cup..??


THREESOME -


TAGS: two girls one guy cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 3:19 am
no problems there...make it a two some and I can just watch...They can even type me up if they want to
onlyonetroll - January 1, 2011, 3:17 am
...too bad that these two don't look like they want a thresome. ..at least a threesome with us...


A STRAIGHT LINE MAY BE THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO POINTS, BUT IT IS BY NO MEANS THE MOST INTERESTING. -


TAGS: straight line shortest distance two points not most interestin silverheart
Rating: 4.35/5

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Zetmonk - March 6, 2013, 11:47 pm
Amazing artwork! The po5ter isn't bad either ;-)


SUGGESTED READING -




THE MAN WITH NO NAME - knows what to do with an empty chair




TIMMY -




PROFESSIONALISM -


TAGS: sonny two clams
Rating: 3.41/5

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Denis Leary -




POLITICALLY CORRECT -


TAGS: my seventy two hour cooling off period is over
Rating: 3.28/5

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Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:25 am
You know that whole rule about personal attacks? Not that it really is one, but with the way things have been going around here in the last couple days, I don't know how strictly the rules will play.
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:23 am
Ok Boss...easy now. I don't intend to harm you.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:20 am
And it was the same dude. Lot of alge growing on his back, but if you looked real careful like at the algae, you see: Harry Belefonte. And there can be only one Harry Belefonte.
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:19 am
Rejected why?
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:19 am
Thanks NIK. Having you talk down to me like that feels a little like I'm cheatin' on the wife. But it happened more than once. And I picked up the little dude more than once. And I've caught my share of completely wild turtles. This was different.
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:16 am
LOL. I also submitted a poster, which I expect to be rejected, by the way. Had to do it though. How long do these things usually take? Seems like forever this time.
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:13 am
Obama poster isn't until August 11. What the hell, Sean?
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:13 am
Well I'm sure that's all just how you remember it. I've caught dozens of turtles of all kinds in my youth, and imagine if you stand in the right spot for long enough, you could call any name and something will come to you. HAHA!!! I'm just sayin...
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:12 am
*jaw-drop* Giving turtles a come-hither finger gesture?
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:12 am
Oh, uhm, "The Boss (Sean)" is because I just submitted an Obama -- "Born in the USA!" poster under that name.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:10 am
hurt a turtle, and he was fine. I didn't do anything else to him. Of course the "he" part of my totally true story is an assumption on my part. The rest is as I have said.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:08 am
my finger (well out of reach of it's mouth). When it got a few feet onto land I made a noise and kinda bluff. When he truned to try to get back into the water, I lifted him up by the tail. I looked at him for a bit and then let him go. I would never
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:06 am
Thanks NIK. But I swear that story is true. I was about ten-ish and I called "Timmy" for about, what seemed like forever, and this pretty much fully grown snapping turtle came out of nowhere to where I was. I then lured it onto land using ...
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:05 am
Ambien, Sean?
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:04 am
LOL. Sean...you really crack me up!
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:03 am
or fed him a lot when he was smaller. What I was told is that they raised him and then let him and his sibling, Tommy, go.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:02 am
I used to know a snapping turtle named Timmy. Lived free, in a pond atttached to a lake, but would come if you called him. True story. Just thought I'd share that. The folks whose cottage was next to that pond either raised him from a hatchling ...
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:58 pm
Not the snapping turtles, I hope.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 11:57 pm
Either way, it's turtles all the way down.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:57 pm
Yeah! As soon as I figure out what that is, I'll thank you, Sean... or curse you.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 11:54 pm
Dammit, Bone ... you knew aggy was a recent convert to CT (Cosmic-Terrapinism), but you HAD to go there!
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:28 pm
This isn't much of an attack poster. I'm not even remotely offended.


DIRTY JOHN -


TAGS: dirty harry john wayne eastwood
Rating: 3.24/5

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Hector - May 18, 2009, 10:31 am
"George A. never saw John Wayne on the sands of Iwo Jima." Drive By Truckers
Marduke - February 2, 2009, 4:55 pm
Methinks that even Chuck Norris would think twice before throwing a roundhouse kick. Great Poster


MISSED OPPORTUNITY - If YVONNE CRAIG & JULIE NEWMAR had did more scenes like this, the old "BATMAN" tv show would still be on the air today.




HALO - only a game this well made could make gameplay look like artwork.


TAGS: halo artwork
Rating: 2.58/5

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Agent K - August 22, 2009, 4:18 pm
Halo is an awesome game! one of the best XBOX live multiplayers if not the best.
HtD - January 18, 2009, 6:47 pm
Halo definitely isn't ok. When all game critics consistently give it a 9/10. That says a lot. Just because there are better games out there, and there most certainly is. Does not mean Halo isn't a great game.
Seb - November 1, 2008, 4:32 pm
Halo is average. It's not well made it's Ok. I can name many games better made.


SNARKY COMPLIMENT -




Plans -


TAGS: two face
Rating: 2/5

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LogicDude - February 6, 2009, 11:06 pm
Gosh, we weren't surprised at how witty you were...not. Timmy.
Scorpio7 - February 6, 2009, 4:25 am
YOU shut up, Cunt.
Porcelina - December 8, 2008, 8:02 pm
Shut up, fake.
Scorpio7 - December 8, 2008, 8:00 pm
Gosh, I didn't realize that Culos was THAT ugly!


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TAGS: two girls one corpse cup funny omg
Rating: 1.79/5

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LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 11:53 am
He could always look up ONE MAN ONE JAR...
ThePirate - August 6, 2009, 12:27 am
LOL
BuZZbomb - August 6, 2009, 12:26 am
Awww, Pirate. We can't go forward as a species until we trade in the mystery box to see what Monty has behind curtain #2.
ThePirate - August 6, 2009, 12:22 am
sometimes it is best not to know.. it will add no value to your life
Tempted to look - August 6, 2009, 12:20 am
What is TWO GIRLS ONE CUP? Laugh all you want but I've never heard of it.
... - June 23, 2009, 2:32 pm
No, no. Nothing, i disarray, almost nothing, nothing that I can think of, or want to think of, comes even remotely close to making that god awful nightmare seem normal.


WHISPER - If you're packing, you'll be heard.




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